• Sorry i think u Msged the wrong number

Is me s**** (name censored) lah the m**** c****** (company's name) t******* (boss's name) college that time company u to bus stop

• Wah lao. Ur eng damn bad sia. Plus Who the hell is fuping or what.

Oh like ah so do u want to gave a me free tuition language since u say my english is bad hahahahh

• Haha free? U wait long long lor.

So do u want work tuition Teacher in english I help u student U want ??

• Haha u help me find students ah?

U want ?? can u teach a student until his or her get A star for english ??

• Lol i think i can teach maths until A star. Eng i dunno Haha

Y your english cannot teach to A star ??

• Lol eng must depends on the student mah. If the student's basics nt good then must teach from beginning what

Sure or not U say your english dam good mah and say my english dam bad mah and say what the hell Fuping ... I think at your secondary school subject u score your A star for your morals education rite

• Wah lao. I let my fren see ur sms she also say ur eng hard to understand lor. Plus my name is SHIPEI.

Then your friend also score A star for her or his morals education subject is it then your english also got add mah , ah , wao lao . may I know is a proper english or singlish

ok it ends here, cos i couldnt be bothered to msg him anymore.

1. his eng is really damn bad. i think my blog cannot post capital letters, but got some words he put caps on the first alphabet.. makes it look worse.
2. my name is not fuping, which is something that he doesn't understand.
3. I never say my eng good. never ever did. i only said i'm confident in my maths.
4. I dont understand whats with the moral education subject getting A star
5. secondary school don't have A star anymore. we go by A1 A2 or B3 B4 and etc.
6. he dont really answer to my qns most of the time. which is irritating
7. i dont spell 'wah lao' into 'wao lao'

ok i swear that this above conversation between us is all true to whatever i type from my phone's inbox, any error in understanding should not be accounted to me. unless its a typo error. which i tried to check. so if u think its a typo error, most probably its not, it might be his error.

Sians, cos i will see him tml. the ninjas also got say that his smses cannot understand. so its not a solo thing. in fact, we laugh at the smses in macs. hahaha. damn freaking funny. the fren that is included in the above msgs is my daughter. haha so those who know.. know who is it. =D

btw, if u until now u still dun understand whats going on.. the words coloured in blue is his msgs, those in black is mine... if u still dun understand, ask me. XD